Today, Americans celebrate the ingenuity (or violence and thievery) of white males.
Today, we celebrate how white males loaded up their property (women and children) and set sail for North America. And when they got here, the indigenous peoples welcomed them and helped them to survive and adjust to the new land.
And in familiar white male form, they thanked the indigenous peoples for the warm welcome by murdering them, stealing their land, and thanking their white male God for their blessings.
The United States. Stolen by white males with murder. And the murderous white dudes still run everything here.
So of COURSE they must be celebrated. Largely with an expensive meal that is handled completely by women. While males sit on their fat, lazy asses patting themselves on their superior backs for their intelligence, generosity and courage (lol).
Thanks, white dudes. Where would we be without you.